Every once in a while my middle little pulls a total Patrick Star.
Remember that episode of Spongebob where he and Pat run away because they think they’ve stolen a balloon on National Free Balloon Day? Spongebob packs candy bars and naturally, Patrick dogs his down right before accusing his friend of stealing it.
That is Jaxon.
Every time his snack is gone too soon, he accuses someone of stealing it. Today he blamed the sleeping dog, the cat, and then both of his brothers when his pile of crackers was gone but the truth is he ate them all by himself. So he goes to grab another one and all I hear is “hey, which one of you guys took my cracker?” Followed by the above-mentioned series of accusations before I was able to convince him that he was his own cracker thief.