Nine Months Of Pregnancy

Even though the holidays are done, I thought this up the other day in the shower and was singing it to myself. Call me corny but I was laughing my bottom off.


In the first month of pregnancy my baby brought to me…
No signs or symptoms.

In the second month of pregnancy my baby brought to me…
One BIG surprise!
& No signs or symptoms.

In the third month of pregnancy my baby brought to me…
Incurable nausea.
One BIG surprise!
& I’m starting to really feel pregnant.

In the fourth month of pregnancy my baby brought to me…
Really weird cravings.
Still a bit of nausea.
One BIG surprise!
& I can’t believe I’m really pregnant.

In the fifth month of pregnancy my baby brought to me…
A pinched sciatic nerve.
Really weird cravings.
No more nausea.
One BIG surprise!
& All the other signs and symptoms.

In the sixth month of pregnancy my baby brought to me…
WOW that’s a belly!
A pinched sciatic nerve.
Really weird cravings (they’re really good though).
No more nausea.
One BIG surprise!
& All the other signs and symptoms.

In the  seventh month of pregnancy my baby brought to me…
Lots of little baby kicks.
WOW that’s a belly!
A pinched sciatic nerve.
Really weird cravings.
No more nausea.
One BIG surprise!
& All the other signs and symptoms.

In the eighth month of pregnancy my baby brought to me…
A very obvious waddle.
Lots of little baby kicks.
WOW that’s a belly!
A pinched sciatic nerve.
Really weird cravings.
No more nausea.
One BIG surprise!
& All the other signs and symptoms.

In the ninth month of pregnancy my baby brought to me…
When is this going to be over?!
A very obvious waddle.
Lots of little baby kicks.
WOW that’s a belly!
A pinched sciatic nerve.
Really weird cravings.
No more nausea.
One BIG surprise!
& All the other signs and symptoms.


Happy New Year!

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