Things I’ve noticed since my little baby turned into a big boy.
Wieners are toys.
Dirt is just boy makeup.
Nudity happens often.
Anything can be used as a weapon.
Shoes are optional.
Yelling is a secondary volume.
Dirt piles are better than Christmas.
Tractors and trucks trump everything.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) are timeless.
Spiderman costumes double as day wear and also work for pajamas.