Things I’ve noticed since my little baby turned into a big boy.
Wieners are toys.
Makeup to girls is like dirt to boys.
Nudity happens often.
Anything can be used as a weapon.
Shoes are optional.
Yelling is a secondary volume.
Dirt piles are better than Christmas.
Tractors and trucks trump everything.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) are timeless.
Spiderman costumes double as day wear and pajamas.