Good Morning

This morning my toddler alarm clock went off, but lucky for me I was already out of bed and about halfway through my first cup of coffee. Sitting on the couch I heard some shuffling in his room followed by my favorite morning catchphrase, “I have to go pee.” This morning though it was abruptly followed by, “Uhhhh, I peed in my bed.”

After helping him get onto the toilet I went to check his mattress, which was perfectly dry. Turns out he didn’t pee in the bed after all which can only mean that I was getting pranked by a three-year-old.

At breakfast, I succeed in convincing him to talk in his quietest voice so he wouldn’t wake the baby and that lasted about twenty minutes. Requests for this morning include eggs, cereal, and pie but he settles for the first two and a banana. As he nears the end of his breakfast he says he will take one more bite, then no more. In an attempt to trick him into finishing his breakfast I continued to tell him one more a few times and finally, he looks at me and with the utmost seriousness says,

I said one more bite of cereal, and one more and then no more. I’m all done.


We’re also in the process of getting a larger driveway so there is a rather large tractor outside digging up some grass and my little scardy pants can’t leave it alone. He has already run the window a dozen times telling me that a GIANT tractor has come to knock down our house. There’s no convincing him otherwise, he probably thinks I’m in on it. This will likely go on all day.

Thanks for reading, I hope you all enjoy your weekend!


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